Anti gay jokes

What is a homophobic child's worst nightmare? A monster coming out of the closet! This joke may contain profanity. 🤔. A homophobic guy walks into a bar and immediately orders 3 double shots of whiskey. Bartender: "Wow, that's a hefty order." Guy: "Yeah, I just got terrible news that my brother has turned gay ".

Give me your funniest anti-lgbt "arguments" that you've heard in your life. I go first: My dad doesn't like gender-neutral bathrooms, because he wants to just whip it out, pee into a urinal and get going and he can't do that in a stall-only bathroom. He thought it was a compelling argument agianst them. "Homosexuality isn't natural.".